Best Description on ‘Actor’s Access’: take 2

This was for a “get tested” promo commercial for cable tv.

As a member of the “caucasian” club, I’m kind of offended….

CERTIFIED MALE
appearing to be 18-22 years old. Open to any race or ethnicity.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT CAUCASIAN. Awkward looking.

PATIENT MALE
appearing to be 18-22 years old. Open to any race or ethnicity.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT CAUCASIAN. Awkward looking.

CERTIFIED FEMALE
appearing to be 18-22 years old. Open to any race or ethnicity.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT CAUCASIAN. Awkward looking.

PATIENT FEMALE
38-55 years old. Open to any race or ethnicity.

PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT CAUCASIAN. Awkward looking.

-Rose. who is caucasian. and will never get aids. because i’m caucasian…ya…

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